Well first of all, let me just say - I am not pertaining to one person in this post. I am, however, pertaining to the people in my dashboard, who seem to think that they are tumblr rockstars. If in any way you get offended by this post, feel free to block, unfollow, or send me violent reactions via TA! I don’t really give a fuck if you do though. Haha.
I know that the tumblr community embraces, promotes, heck, PARADES AROUND the fact that you should love yourself and maybe like puts fliers of it on everybody’s foreheads - but hey, you should know when you’re already crossing the line between loving yourself and being self absorbed.
Signs of being self-absorbed:
1. Follower tags you in a 10 facts about yourself game. You reply the url of your ‘about me’ page.
OHH I DONT HAVE TO BE LIKE, YOU KNOW LIKE, ANSWER LIKE, YOUR SILLY TAG GAME.. SILLY. TEEHEEHEEHEE. LIKE, IF YOU JUST WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, THEN HERE YOU GO. GO SULK IN MY AWESOMENESS WITH THIS ABOUT ME PAGE THAT I MADE… ITS ABOUT ME AND MY UBER UBER GREAT SELF. GO DROWN IN MY LOVELY SELF RELATED FACTS. REALLY. HERE YOU GO.. xoxo, TUMBLR ROCKSTAR
Really? Its a game, no need to feel like your Lindsay freaking Lohan or something. Get over yourself.
2. You say to people to subscribe to you on facebook.
Oh wow. Subscribe? Lol. Famous much? Are you that in love with yourself that you think you have a fan base? Unless I’m mistaken. Oh wait, do people who upload shit thats already on the web and not give credit to where they got it from get fans now? Oooohh. Suck it television, radio and originality! Being a plagiarist is like, awesome!!
3. Every freaking day you get a screenshot of how many followers you already have.
LIKE OMG. LIKE. I’VE REACHED 1 TRILLION FOLLOWERS NOW!! I’M UBER UBER HAPPY YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU! I MEAN WOW!! *posts more shit that someone somewhere made*
Don’t get me wrong. Its fine to be happy about having more followers.. I get excited when someone follows me too. But come on. Every freaking day? Maybe you should just post ‘I’M A TUMBLR SUPERSTAR, BITCHES!’. everyday. every week. Stop loathing.
And that’s about it. If I see more signs I’ll let you know. Just a heads up to my lovies out there. Like, 2 of you who followed me who actually read this. Well maybe one. Well maybe none.
Have a great day!! :)
